Fireworks start going off in the ghetto and white people be like
let’s play “who can eat all their popcorn before the movie even starts”
my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel
DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS
heard u were talking shit
i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before
do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet
me when i have more than $20
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella
it’s actually embarrassing how much i care about having access to internet 24/7
"what did u do all day?"
Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE