It’s a-me, Amrio.
Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.
Hands down one of the greatest posts I have ever reblogged on here
"where are we going today miss frizzle?"
were goin TA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
what the fuck Morgan lol
looks like he’s a free man
did you just…
Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians
Safety first, kids.
then went downstairs and continued life as normal in front of your parents
"A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face she inquired, “How heavy is this glass of water?” The answers called out ranged from 8oz to 20 oz. She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If i hold it for a minute, its not a problem. If i hold it for an hour, i’ll have an ache in my arm. If i hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer i hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything.” Always remember to put the glass down."
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
WATCH THIS IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
for some reason I’m not afraid of weeping angels anymore
omFg I a m cRY
This makes me look at these things in a whole different light.